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Lone investor in disguise,

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"He's a guard dog."

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

Nun confronts mugger.

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

Lee Van Cleef

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

Birth of Darth Vader

Your angel is always with you

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

Look everybody! I'm a French Poodle

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Bad Rhymes

Let's call a truce for the new year. I'm tired of treating you like you're my count Dooku. Your what? My Hannibal Lecter? Your whom? My Khan? My Gargamel? My Lex Luthor? My Goldfinger? My Endora? I have no idea what you're talking about. Just how ancient are you, Dooku? That's personal! On both counts! ... "Both counts"?

"It looks like a lot, but I microwave it throughout the week."

'So are you going to like fight crime?'

Sorcery weapon

Laugh, Live, Love, Loathe