Masked Vigilante Admirer T-Shirts

Lone investor in disguise,

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"He's a guard dog."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Scarecrows guarding a field

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

Nun confronts mugger.

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

Birth of Darth Vader

Your angel is always with you

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

Look everybody! I'm a French Poodle

Bad Rhymes

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Sorcery weapon

'So are you going to like fight crime?'

Laugh, Live, Love, Loathe