Masked Marvel Admirer T-Shirts

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"I've been genetically modified!"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

Alexander Fleming

Veterans Day US

New Marvel Heroes

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

Superbaldie.

Masquerade

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

Chickenspox

Hamster on dialysis machine 'In my day we'd have had him put down.'

'The Nobel prize for medicine was awarded to Dr. Quentin R. Owlsey, who developed an anesthetic that leaves patients capable of writing checks.'

Physics toy.

Fancy Dress Box

'The uterus transplant was a success. I'm sure you'll find your husband much more understanding now.'

'Whew! Five surgeries in one day! Well, let's try to make this last one end on a happy note!'

"At home with a superhero!"

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

They're nice, but they lack the charm of an older home

Looks like it's one of the turbines.. Or it could be an intake gasket... Or possibly an ignition valve lever... Or maybe even a fuel coil... But then again, everything's invisible so there's really no way to be sure.

"Bring it on, Spandex Girl. You’ll never defeat WAISTLINE!"

"Naw, it's a drone."

"I'll handle this."

"Thank you for taking part in our medical trials. It's nothing to worry about we just need to borrow your brain for a couple of hours!"

Flying NHS Walk-in Centre

The uplifting nurse.

"I'll be honest with you, I have no idea what half of this equipment does, but it looks pretty cool, don't you think?"