Masked Marvel Admirer T-Shirts

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

Alexander Fleming

Veterans Day US

New Marvel Heroes

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

Masquerade

Superbaldie.

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

Chickenspox

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Hamster on dialysis machine 'In my day we'd have had him put down.'

'The Nobel prize for medicine was awarded to Dr. Quentin R. Owlsey, who developed an anesthetic that leaves patients capable of writing checks.'

Physics toy.

Fancy Dress Box

"At home with a superhero!"

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

Flying NHS Walk-in Centre

The uplifting nurse.

"I'll be honest with you, I have no idea what half of this equipment does, but it looks pretty cool, don't you think?"

"Thank you for taking part in our medical trials. It's nothing to worry about we just need to borrow your brain for a couple of hours!"

'He's on steroids!'

"I'll handle this."

"Bring it on, Spandex Girl. You’ll never defeat WAISTLINE!"