Masked Avenger Admirer T-Shirts

Batman Mask

Here be dragons.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Wotan with eye patch

"I've been genetically modified!"

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Masquerade

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

Superbaldie.

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

Chickenspox

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

Superhero

Zorro, The Embroiderer

Fancy Dress Box

"My super-vision sees...someone yelling at his elders...Cousin Cecilia sneaking out her window...someone making a spinach burrito... No! I must stay focused...and find the evil villain mal de ojo!"

Spiderman at the Improv

"Surf's up."

'What's bright green and scaly, has nine-inch teeth, and eats clubs?'

"I'm going to eat, devour, consume, ingest, absorb and engulf you..!"

"At home with a superhero!"

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

'I'm a huge fan of your work.'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

They're nice, but they lack the charm of an older home

"I just always show up to everything!"

Monster Roller Coaster

Looks like it's one of the turbines.. Or it could be an intake gasket... Or possibly an ignition valve lever... Or maybe even a fuel coil... But then again, everything's invisible so there's really no way to be sure.

"Bring it on, Spandex Girl. You’ll never defeat WAISTLINE!"

"Naw, it's a drone."

Robert Mitchum