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The DaVinci Code

Bad hair day!

The tooth fairy.

'You know too much,'

Modern Major General

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Mikado

"Toi Toi Toi!"

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Birds Following Witch.

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"He gets easily abstracted."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Masquerade

Curling your hair for no reason

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"Devi's brew?"

Sistine Selfie

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

The Death Of Venus

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Define fair."

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Ta Da!...

Leonore from Fidelio