Masquerade Admirer Mugs

Look everybody! I'm a French Poodle

The DaVinci Code

The tooth fairy.

Bad hair day!

'You know too much,'

Modern Major General

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Mikado

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Birds Following Witch.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Masquerade

The Death Of Venus

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Sistine Selfie

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

"Devi's brew?"

Curling your hair for no reason

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Define fair."

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

Leonore from Fidelio