Mannequin Admirer Mugs

Short sighted man talking to mannequin. - "Can you help me find my wife?"

"Little help?"

Modern Major General

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"Could you keep still?"

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

The Death Of Venus

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Giraffe Portrait

Sistine Selfie

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Museum. It's a shame life isn't like European history with a renaissance following middle ages! (Published originally on May 26, 2013.)

Don Pasquale

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

Countess

A consumer guide to cheese.

Hans Holbein

Magician Playing Golf.

Oscar Wilde

You're my Mona Lisa.

'NOW what have they talked you into?'

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

"My name is Jose Hernandez, and my story begins when my parents moved from Mexico to the United States to work the fields. I would find my own special calling."

Shakespeare

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

Louis XIV

'What?'

Catherine the Great with her daughter Nora Soso

Museum. Fedal System. It's a shame life isn't like European history with a renaissance following the middle ages!

"...And supposing you do repress it, Leonardo? Somebody else is certain to come across it again in a few years."

"Perhaps this one, sir."

"Why do you always wear pants?"