Model Admirer Mugs

"This time they've totally gone too far."

"It's sad really. Hard living and bad investments have taken their toll, but back in the 80's he was a big deal flag model."

'You're the first page 3 girl I've met today.'

'Frankly I'm surprised at such a basic error - his smock's too tight.'

Anna Calvi

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Bryan Ferry

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Mating rituals

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Tom Hanks

George Clooney Machine

Hollywood producer.

Model Building

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Michael Caine

Child star Fatty Deposits humiliates Zippy, The Wonderdog, on the set of their latest movie, 'Too Cute For Comfort'....

TV stage door

David Bowie

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

Emily Ratajkowski

"My name is Jose Hernandez, and my story begins when my parents moved from Mexico to the United States to work the fields. I would find my own special calling."

Melanie Griffith

'Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?'

The Month of June

Toys - Business Model.

Madonna.

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

Lupita Amondi Nyong'o

Oscar Victory

Roberto Benigni

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

Ralph Fiennes

"I'm Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor!"