Mannequin Admirer Pillows

Short sighted man talking to mannequin. - "Can you help me find my wife?"

"Little help?"

Modern Major General

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Could you keep still?"

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Sistine Selfie

The Death Of Venus

Giraffe Portrait

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Countess

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Don Pasquale

A consumer guide to cheese.

Hans Holbein

Magician Playing Golf.

Shakespeare

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

'NOW what have they talked you into?'

Louis XIV

"...And supposing you do repress it, Leonardo? Somebody else is certain to come across it again in a few years."

'A fat little man with a red cloak' (Braham at St James' Theatre)

Catherine the Great with her daughter Nora Soso

"Perhaps this one, sir."