Mannequin Enthusiast Pillows

"Look what they did to her! We should be thankful they only had us spayed."

"Just be yourself."

Mardi Gras

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

Champagne

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Halloween may be a little different this year.

The Rubber Ball Company

Cut!

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Advocado

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

A man washing a mascot costume

A little bird told me...

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

Falstaff

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'I think he's lonely.'

Ladies by the seaside