Collecting Mannequins Pillows

for crying out loud officer its a wax mannequin

The Runaway Horse

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Early Piety

Sock Puppet in Literature

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Dollphins

"That's enough small talk."

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

A small man under a giant microscope.

The Best Laid Plans

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

'It's worse than we thought... You've got termites.'

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

'A room with double beds, please.'

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

Walsh Miniatures

"This has been an amazing journey but I just decided that I'm a teensy bit more in love with the other girl, so I'm gonna stuff you into the Kleenex box now."

"My real son was made of wood."