Collecting Mannequins T-Shirts

for crying out loud officer its a wax mannequin

The Runaway Horse

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

Early Piety

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Sock Puppet in Literature

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

Dollphins

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"That's enough small talk."

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

A small man under a giant microscope.

The Best Laid Plans

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

I owe you an apology for not believing you have back pain.

'It's worse than we thought... You've got termites.'

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

Walsh Miniatures

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"This has been an amazing journey but I just decided that I'm a teensy bit more in love with the other girl, so I'm gonna stuff you into the Kleenex box now."

'A room with double beds, please.'

Incredible Hulk's Urine Sample.

'My barbie's got a hot date she needs some slag-rags.'