Collecting Snowmen T-Shirts

"Can you smell carrots?"

I owe you an apology for not believing you have back pain.

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Snowmen Around The World...

Alien Snowmen

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

Snowyphus

Rude Snowpeople

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Frosty, the Golden Years

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

"Well, hello there yourself!"

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

Jack and the Snowman.

A diuretic! Are you sure about this?

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

"I modeled this one after me. He hates vegetables, too..."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Why would I need sunscreen? I never burn."

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.