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'I think I'm frigid.'

Smokers.

'No ice.'

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

Alien Snowmen

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Snowman ice fishing.

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

"Gimme the carrot!"

Hot Tub Frosty

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Snow Crime

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Sand Snowmen

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Frosty, the Golden Years

"Frosty the Repairman"

'Do you come here often?'

Snow Bridge.

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"You call this ice?"

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

"You have ice water in your veins."

"Why would I need sunscreen? I never burn."

"It's her first snowman."