Snowman Collectors Gifts

'I think I'm frigid.'

Smokers.

'No ice.'

Alien Snowmen

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

Snowman ice fishing.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Hot Tub Frosty

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Snow Crime

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'Do you come here often?'

Snow Bridge.

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"Frosty the Repairman"

"You call this ice?"

Frosty, the Golden Years

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Sand Snowmen

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

"Why would I need sunscreen? I never burn."

"You have ice water in your veins."

"It's her first snowman."

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."