Snowman Collection Gifts

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Snowmen Around The World...

Alien Snowmen

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

Snowyphus

Rude Snowpeople

Hot Tub Frosty

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"You call this ice?"

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

Snow Bridge.

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Frosty, the Golden Years

"Frosty the Repairman"

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

"Well, hello there yourself!"

A diuretic! Are you sure about this?

"Why would I need sunscreen? I never burn."

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

I owe you an apology for not believing you have back pain.