Snowman Paraphernalia Collector Gifts

"No matter how much I workout, my arms still look sticks."

'No ice.'

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

Alien Snowmen

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

Snowyphus

Snowman ice fishing.

"Whose the new guy?"

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Snow Crime

'Do you come here often?'

"Frosty the Repairman"

"You call this ice?"

Sand Snowmen

'It's a snow mobile.'

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Frosty, the Golden Years

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

Snow Bridge.

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

"You have ice water in your veins."

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

A diuretic! Are you sure about this?

"Why would I need sunscreen? I never burn."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Oooo. That's cold."