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'Now relax and imagine your body slowly melting into the ground.'

'You've got your favorite room...right across from the ice machine.'

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

'No ice.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

Snowmen Around The World...

Alien Snowmen

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

Snowyphus

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Whose the new guy?"

Rude Snowpeople

Snowman ice fishing.

Hot Tub Frosty

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Snow Crime

"You call this ice?"

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

Frosty, the Golden Years

'Do you come here often?'

'It's a snow mobile.'

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

"Frosty the Repairman"

Sand Snowmen

Snow Bridge.

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'