Snowman Collecting Pillows

'Now relax and imagine your body slowly melting into the ground.'

'You've got your favorite room...right across from the ice machine.'

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'No ice.'

Alien Snowmen

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

Snowyphus

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Rude Snowpeople

Snowman ice fishing.

"Whose the new guy?"

Hot Tub Frosty

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Snow Crime

'Do you come here often?'

Frosty, the Golden Years

"Frosty the Repairman"

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

Sand Snowmen

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

'It's a snow mobile.'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"You call this ice?"

Snow Bridge.

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'