Collecting Snowman Figures Pillows

'She was really hot, which is exactly why I had to end the relationship.'

The Runaway Horse

Alien Snowmen

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"That's enough small talk."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Snow Bridge.

"You call this ice?"

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"Frosty the Repairman"

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Why would I need sunscreen? I never burn."

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

'See? It covers glaciers, frostbite, and windchill. But it doesn't say anything about whether the Abominable Snowman and Frosty the Snowman are cousins.'

"Has anyone seen Derek?"

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

SnowmanBig City

"I saw my doctor yesyerday. He gave me to the end of winter to live."

Athena