Community Vigilante Pillows

Social Discipline.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"Beware of God"

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

Planner at work.

Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.

"The jocks bullied me in gym class, so I erased all the data on their computers. They should know never to mess with a computer geek."

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

When CAN we talk?

'Yes...in retrospect I DO regret not protesting against the new by-pass'

'You have voted, yes! Have your SHEEP voted!'

WPC

"Don't read it! He's phishing."

'Since you're new here, let me give you a tip: Never, EVER, look under the chairs!'

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

Even with the new freedom of information act I can't tell you if that woman at number 28 is really only 76...

Neighbourhood watch with mother

Computer Crimes

'There goes the neighborhood.'