Community Guardian Pillows

"Do you know where your registered sex offenders are living?"

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

'So you're the originator of the neighborhood crime watch.'

'Nosey Parker in operation - Neighbourhood watch in operation.'

Community Policeman

"It's the Neighbourhood Watch... there's a double-glazing salesman approaching..."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Social worker

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

Covid Shield

"Beware of God"

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

Hospital.

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

'Ready or not, here I come!'

The proper way to wear your mask

"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

"Someone hacked into his account. It's the third time this month he's renamed his cat."

Planner at work.

Computer Virus

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.

"Will he be okay?"

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'