Vision Vigilantes Pillows

"Jessica could you call Tech Support and ask when the lazer was last calibrated please?"

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Scarecrows guarding a field

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

You can relax now.

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'No cheating'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

Guns won't help

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

"I just got a new high-def television, but I can't enjoy it because I have low-def eyesight."

"I do wish they'd hurry up with that vaccine, so I can get back to worrying about dying of something else."

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

A footballer is having an eye test.

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

A knight fights the Covid-19 virus.

Coronavirus

"Miss Jones, get up here and change this eye chart, please!"

'Mom, the only thing I don't like about this job is the screen saver.'

Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.