Vision Guardian Pillows

'No cheating'

Fortune Teller and Ophthalmologists: 'See the Future' and 'See the Present.'

Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.

Myopic man reading 'Optician' sign.

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

"How many do I need to get wrong to win the glasses?"

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

Covid Shield

Fish want out of polluted river.

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

"People were steal his ideas"

Hospital.

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

The proper way to wear your mask

'Ready or not, here I come!'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"We wish we could drink the water."

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

Beekeeping 101

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

"With the new year approaching, I was hoping you could help with my resolution...."

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

'Which end's the shallow end?'

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'