Vision Guardian Gifts

'No cheating'

Fortune Teller and Ophthalmologists: 'See the Future' and 'See the Present.'

Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.

Myopic man reading 'Optician' sign.

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

"How many do I need to get wrong to win the glasses?"

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Covid Shield

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

Fish want out of polluted river.

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

"People were steal his ideas"

Hospital.

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

'Ready or not, here I come!'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

The proper way to wear your mask

"We wish we could drink the water."

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."

Beekeeping 101

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"With the new year approaching, I was hoping you could help with my resolution...."

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

"Will he be okay?"

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'