Value Guardian Gifts

"What happened to truth, justice, equality?"

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

Fish want out of polluted river.

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'No cheating'

"We wish we could drink the water."

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

"Harold died happy knowing he gained a certain immortality through social media."

C.E.O.s deserve respect.

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

Save the river.

Will work for clean water.

"I lobby for rich people."

'Don't be afraid, the speculators won't take away your savings. I'll be faster than they are!'

Minnesota ground water

'I know Pasteur didn't work under these conditions, but Pasteur didn't have fifty companies trying to steal his trade secrets.'

'Not only can we show you how to make money on your investments, we can show you how to keep more of what you make.'

Cashpoint machine laughs at customer.

Old Mother Cupboard in Minnesota.

Bribery

"Hi, J.B. Guess where I am."

Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.

'It's bad news Gents. This time next year we shall all be only millionaires.'

'Can I protect my assets through moral bankruptcy?'

"Listen - we just stay silent and look remote and concerned and dignified, and we keep the damn bonuses."

Plastic Pollution

Check your boat: 'Weemollususwhoppingfine.'

Myopic man reading 'Optician' sign.

Radioactive Fish

A lone tree is protected in a barren landscape.