Worthy Guardian Gifts

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

The Jeopardy of Progress

US Capitol Building Toppled

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

"Beware of God"

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"With Trump in office, we'll learn if the Constitution protects us from autocrats."

"Someday, son, all this will be your fault."

Beekeeping 101

Forest Management

Save the tree.

"Denying the climate change works perfectly! Just look around us! Everything is as usual!"

"Our founders built this company on a certain set of principles. But since they're all dead and nobody wrote anything down, looks like we're screwed."

"It's your turn, kid."

"I lobby for rich people."

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

A Conservation Biologist Goes for Therapy

I work all day landscaping. I'm too tired to do all the yard work at home. Teddy, you're big enough to use my power tools. I know exactly who to call for help. Tap tap tap. Not the power tool I was referring to.

Golf

'Nap time's over, Ms. Doan. You have to wake them up.'

"I'd never have imagined such innovative ways of wearing this cape!"

'Sorry, my dog says no landlords allowed!'

Frogs jump out of boiling water, but linger in gradually heated water.

Fridays For Future

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

'Not only can we show you how to make money on your investments, we can show you how to keep more of what you make.'

"Hi, J.B. Guess where I am."

"Freeze, or I'll mop the floor with you!"

"Police. Nobody move or groove."

'I just can't believe that Humans could have evolved from us...'

"Let me guess... Military, right?"

'It's bad news Gents. This time next year we shall all be only millionaires.'

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