Future Guardians Gifts

A Conservation Biologist Goes for Therapy

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"It's trickle down."

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

"Someday, son, all this will be your fault."

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

"Denying the climate change works perfectly! Just look around us! Everything is as usual!"

Deer Crossing.

The wedding.

Fridays For Future

"What channel is David's summer camp on?"

'What - you don't want to marry me after you became rich and famous? Oh, great! Now I've got to think about a new pension plan!'

"You are going to marry and have a baby. But not necessarily in that order."

Potential Partners

"How much does it cost to get married? I don't know, I haven't finished paying yet!"

'How do you block the kids from objectionable internet content? I found a bookmark called,'DriveYourParentsInsane'.'

Billboard / Sue wil you marry me? -Bob / And what about grandkids? - Bob's Mom.

'I'm not playing - I don't trust you!'

'So much talent in the world, and not nearly enough roles for grandmas.'

Stop Global Warming! More Green Energy!

'Should you be doing that?'

"You gave him his own social media account? That's adorable!"

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

"Helicopter parent is old school. Now we have drone parents."

I am declaring my interest in starting an exploratory committee to look into the possibility of running for the presidency in 2052. Late to the party.

A climate sceptic gets warmed up...

"I miss helicopter parenting."

"Can I see your pilot's license? My teacher said you're a helicopter parent."

"Thanks kid."

"I notice Desmond has become a solar bear."

The AdRams Family no.14 - Filtering the internet for kids