Temporary Guardians Gifts

"Thank God we were only house-sitting."

"He likes it."

Foster failure

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Handle With Care

US Capitol Building Toppled

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

'Honey, the long-run is here!'

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."

"With Trump in office, we'll learn if the Constitution protects us from autocrats."

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

caring for the elderly in Cuba

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"If the stock market goes to infinity, would we be able to pay off the national debt?"

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

'Isn't it great Darling: The kids are now old enough to have dinner ready when we get home...'

"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

A Conservation Biologist Goes for Therapy

"But is it Organic?"

'You couldn't just lock him up somewhere, could you?'

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

'The kids just get so upset when a pet dies, so we decided to get one of these tortoises that live to be 150.'

'How do you block the kids from objectionable internet content? I found a bookmark called,'DriveYourParentsInsane'.'

Sometimes I worry about you, Axel. Teenagers are a big source of anxiety for their guardians. You don

Make a careful study of these creatures and use every means to combat them...

Safety is about FAMILY!...

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'