Temporary Caretakers Gifts

Foster failure

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Bathing the dog

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'They sure have small litters.'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

Dog Food

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

"He wants a second opinion."

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

Daisy Diaper Service

'Who gets up when the babies cries at night? The whole street!'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

My Bowl Is Empty.

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Gone to the Vet - Your Dinner is in the Dog

A mother dog in a big dog house feeding her puppies who are all in their own small dog houses.

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

The difference between cats and dogs.