Temporary Caretakers Pillows

Foster failure

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Bathing the dog

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'They sure have small litters.'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

Dog Food

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'Who gets up when the babies cries at night? The whole street!'

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

"He wants a second opinion."

Daisy Diaper Service

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

My Bowl Is Empty.

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

A mother dog in a big dog house feeding her puppies who are all in their own small dog houses.

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

The difference between cats and dogs.

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'