Tiny Caregiver Gifts

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Dog on man's stair lift

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Egg Buggy

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

Rex the Dog.

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

But mom... This is great for baby! Just think of Rex - 6 months ago, he was a tiny little puppy... and look at him now!

'Do you have any duck tape?'

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'

'Your dog or mine?'

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

Dog on a stair-lift.

'Sleeping sickness, is it? Wal, I bet I know where he got it from!'

Hamster IV

'Well, Mr. 'Let's get him a fish they're no trouble at all,' you're on.'

IV Bags: Main and Afters

Nurses make it better.