Tiny Caregiver Gifts

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Dog on man's stair lift

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

Egg Buggy

Rex the Dog.

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

But mom... This is great for baby! Just think of Rex - 6 months ago, he was a tiny little puppy... and look at him now!

'Do you have any duck tape?'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

I'm going to tell you what I tell all my patients: Take more walks, get more sleep, and it wouldn't hurt to yell at the mail courier once in a while.

Listen, they're all the same - It's ok if they touch each other.

'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

'Your dog or mine?'

Dog on a stair-lift.

'Sleeping sickness, is it? Wal, I bet I know where he got it from!'

IV Bags: Main and Afters

Hamster IV

'Well, Mr. 'Let's get him a fish they're no trouble at all,' you're on.'