Little Caregiver Gifts

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

Egg Buggy

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

But mom... This is great for baby! Just think of Rex - 6 months ago, he was a tiny little puppy... and look at him now!

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

IV Bags: Main and Afters

Today's Babysitter

'Thank you for taking mothering to another level.'

"Mrs. Jennings, can Billy come out and smoke?"

"He's complaining of chest pain, shortness of breath, cramps and dizziness. Do you sell earplugs?"

Administering Dose of Medicine to a Boy

'I actually don't mind it when my Masters go away: The neighbour's kids look after me, it's fun!'

'Weaning is a bit like a divorce, but mum always gets custody of me.'

'The pandemic is here!!!'

'Oh, I see. So, you thought you'd come and pass your nasty germs on to me?!'

Chub Chub!

Nurse draws on patient's cast

'Expecting a quick and east operation, Doctor?'

"But that's not the trouble spot."