Vehicle Caretakers Gifts

Bird Bathrooms

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Foster failure

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Bathing the dog

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I had to skip my workout."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

Boy whistling at crackers.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

Lazy plumber.

Car wash / Mouth wash

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"He wants a second opinion."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'