Vehicle Caretakers Gifts

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Foster failure

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Bathing the dog

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I had to skip my workout."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

Lazy plumber.

Car wash / Mouth wash

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"He wants a second opinion."

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

Gone to the Vet - Your Dinner is in the Dog