Classic Car Caretaker Gifts

Classic Car Auction: "I think I'm having an out-of -money experience."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Bathing the dog

"What old school? This is my life."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I had to skip my workout."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Lazy plumber.

Car wash / Mouth wash

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

"He wants a second opinion."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".