Classic Car Caretaker Gifts

Classic Car Auction: "I think I'm having an out-of -money experience."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Bathing the dog

"What old school? This is my life."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I had to skip my workout."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

Boy whistling at crackers.

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Lazy plumber.

Car wash / Mouth wash

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

"He wants a second opinion."

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

Cleaner playing pool with brush.