Baby Guardians Gifts

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

Cats on Board.

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"Beware of God"

'Hey you! Yeah, you! Who invited you?'

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

A day in the life of a dog.

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

Take You Home

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

Mobile phone damage to children.

But mom... This is great for baby! Just think of Rex - 6 months ago, he was a tiny little puppy... and look at him now!

'I've never seen a healthier kitten. Cuter, most definitely, but never healthier.'

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

"If I knew I'd have to walk them for an eternity... I never would have owned so many goddamn dogs!"

"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

Maternity.

'Sorry, my dog says no landlords allowed!'

"We're still working out joint custody."

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

Safety is about FAMILY!...

"Freeze, or I'll mop the floor with you!"

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

"…Ok, tough guy, see this scar? Prius hit me—didn’t even hear it coming." "I got that beat. Right here: three-year-old woke me from a nap with a fork."

Man with a pet dog reasures a woman with a pet cat

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd saved to send me to a private school.'

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

Pay Now . . . or Pay Later.

A New Parents Book Cover Idea.