Bunny Guardian Gifts

"Yep, that's an eagle alright, and he's staring right at us! We'd better stay in the warren right now..."

"Well, I can't read, but I assume it's a sign the humans have put there to show it's a rubbish dump..."

Cats on Board.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Earth Day Summit.

A day in the life of a dog.

"No not the puppy please"

Take You Home

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

'Eye response, normal.' - Deer Physicals.

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

Nesting Camp, Pecking Camp, Cock-a-D00dle-Doo Camp … Whatever happened to growing up free-range?

See, no monster under your bed

Monkey steeling Eggs. Bird attacking monkey.

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

Deer sitting in house surrounded by mounted human heads.

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

Transatlantic.

'Have fun, but be careful - those things are loaded with nones, keys and loose change.'

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,