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"Yep, that's an eagle alright, and he's staring right at us! We'd better stay in the warren right now..."

"Well, I can't read, but I assume it's a sign the humans have put there to show it's a rubbish dump..."

Cats on Board.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Earth Day Summit.

A day in the life of a dog.

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

Take You Home

"No not the puppy please"

'Eye response, normal.' - Deer Physicals.

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

Monkey steeling Eggs. Bird attacking monkey.

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

Deer sitting in house surrounded by mounted human heads.

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

Transatlantic.

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'Have fun, but be careful - those things are loaded with nones, keys and loose change.'

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

"Please make it snow tonight. Karen Garvin wants me to be her valentine."

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."