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'That's the fun thing about babies. Hard as they try, they can't tell you.'

Cats on Board.

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

"Beware of God"

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

'Hey you! Yeah, you! Who invited you?'

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

A day in the life of a dog.

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

"No not the puppy please"

But mom... This is great for baby! Just think of Rex - 6 months ago, he was a tiny little puppy... and look at him now!

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

Take You Home

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

'I've never seen a healthier kitten. Cuter, most definitely, but never healthier.'

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

"If I knew I'd have to walk them for an eternity... I never would have owned so many goddamn dogs!"

"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

Maternity.

'Sorry, my dog says no landlords allowed!'

"We're still working out joint custody."

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

"Freeze, or I'll mop the floor with you!"

Man with a pet dog reasures a woman with a pet cat

'I don't worry when he calls from the door way or the front steps - only when he starts heading this way.'

"…Ok, tough guy, see this scar? Prius hit me—didn’t even hear it coming." "I got that beat. Right here: three-year-old woke me from a nap with a fork."

Safety is about FAMILY!...

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd saved to send me to a private school.'