Nap Guardian T-Shirts

"Nap? I'll nap when I'm thirty."

Domestic Superheroes!!

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Monkey-artist

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Catatonic

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"It's trickle down."

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

'Hey you! Yeah, you! Who invited you?'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

"The air bag sensed he was going to sleep. I love technology."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

The proper way to wear your mask

Dentist Training School.

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Preserve these Wetlands.

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

"The nominees"

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

Deer Crossing.

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."