Nap Guardian Gifts

"Nap? I'll nap when I'm thirty."

Domestic Superheroes!!

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Monkey-artist

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

Catatonic

"It's trickle down."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"The air bag sensed he was going to sleep. I love technology."

'Hey you! Yeah, you! Who invited you?'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

The proper way to wear your mask

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

Dentist Training School.

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

"The nominees"

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Preserve these Wetlands.

"Hi. We're from the future."

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."