Bunny Caretaker Gifts

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'I prefer broadsheets, and they're handy for lining the rabbit hutch.'

"Foster failure"

An Unexpected Guest.

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

Magic Tricks

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Disco Bunny.

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

'Your future looks charming.'

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

Easter Egg Delivery

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"Will I lose my hare?"

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

Dust Bunny

Put on your Easter bonnet!

'Where did the little bird go?'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'