Bunny Caretaker Gifts

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'I prefer broadsheets, and they're handy for lining the rabbit hutch.'

"Foster failure"

An Unexpected Guest.

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

Disco Bunny.

Magic Tricks

'Your future looks charming.'

Easter Egg Delivery

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"Will I lose my hare?"

Dust Bunny

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

Put on your Easter bonnet!

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

'Where did the little bird go?'

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'