Bunny Benefactor Gifts

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

An Unexpected Guest.

Happy Easter

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

Disco Bunny.

Magic Tricks

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

Easter Egg Delivery

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

'Your future looks charming.'

"Which one's yours?"

Stockwell's day

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"Will I lose my hare?"

Dust Bunny

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

Put on your Easter bonnet!

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'

Free salad bar.