Bunny Owner Gifts

'No, I DON'T need a hug.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

An Unexpected Guest.

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Disco Bunny.

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Magic Tricks

Surprise in the salad bowl

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Easter Egg Island

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

Easter Egg Delivery

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

"Will I lose my hare?"