Bunny Business Mogul Gifts

Rabbit Meeting Shows Hopping Profits

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Dog eat dog.'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

Savory Types

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

"Well so much for our policy of putting the customer second!"

'Could you be more specific than a king's ransom or an arm and a leg.'

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

Choices.

"Do you have any working capital?"

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"I may be a dinosaur, sir, but I am the Tyrannosaurus Rex!"

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

"It's been a great year - let's hope we can keep the shareholders from finding out."