Bunny Boss Gifts

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

"He likes it."

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

Babies vs. Dogs

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'Your future looks charming.'

"Will I lose my hare?"

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

Daisy Diaper Service

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

Easter bunny Island.

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'Good God! You want paternity leave again! That'll be the sixth time this year!'

"Belly rubs are a gateway activity that leads to chasing bunnies and fetching frisbees."

"Damn it, Flopsy, you've cost me another bust."

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

Carrot Throwing Act

"Humans grow it everywhere and spend lots of time mowing it short, then, they don't even eat it..."