Bunny Boss Gifts

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

"He likes it."

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

Babies vs. Dogs

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Licensed to grill.

'Your future looks charming.'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"Will I lose my hare?"

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

Daisy Diaper Service

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

Easter bunny Island.

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'Good God! You want paternity leave again! That'll be the sixth time this year!'

"Belly rubs are a gateway activity that leads to chasing bunnies and fetching frisbees."

"Forget keeping all your eggs in one basket. What you need is a nest egg..."

"Damn it, Flopsy, you've cost me another bust."

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

"Humans grow it everywhere and spend lots of time mowing it short, then, they don't even eat it..."

Carrot Throwing Act