Bunny Business Brain Gifts

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"My therapist plays with my brain."

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'I'm important to note we really are trying hard.'

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

'I consider myself to be a sophisticated investor. I would never invest in penny stocks. I lost all of my money investing with a brokerage specializing in nickel stocks.'

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

"The only time I let my staff show fear is when they're trying to save their jobs."

"The rabbit got lost."

Bird watcher sees bird looking back with binoculars.

"That explains Maw always runnin' off to join the circus!"

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

"I have post-partum depression all the time."

'First, I want you to cut back on the carrot juice.'

"He said absolutely, positively, read my lips - NO! Unless I'm reading him wrong, I'd say he's definitely warming up to the idea."

'Okay, that business plan didn't work - now let's try thinking outside the box.'

'No, I DON'T need a hug.'

"We tried crowdsourcing the data, but the crowd turned into an angry mob and threw bogus data at us."

Giant Magician's Rabbit.

Annual Amnesia Convention

Carrot reading.