Bunny Business Brain Gifts

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"Is it that bad?"

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"My therapist plays with my brain."

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

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"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

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"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'I'm important to note we really are trying hard.'

'I consider myself to be a sophisticated investor. I would never invest in penny stocks. I lost all of my money investing with a brokerage specializing in nickel stocks.'

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

Yes, the salad was vegan. In fact, we even offered it first to all the bunnies in the area, each of whom insisted that, no, he was quite full, and he'd like you to have it.

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Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

"The only time I let my staff show fear is when they're trying to save their jobs."

"The rabbit got lost."

Bird watcher sees bird looking back with binoculars.

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

"That explains Maw always runnin' off to join the circus!"

'First, I want you to cut back on the carrot juice.'

"I have post-partum depression all the time."

"He said absolutely, positively, read my lips - NO! Unless I'm reading him wrong, I'd say he's definitely warming up to the idea."

'Okay, that business plan didn't work - now let's try thinking outside the box.'

'No, I DON'T need a hug.'

"We tried crowdsourcing the data, but the crowd turned into an angry mob and threw bogus data at us."

Giant Magician's Rabbit.

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