Bunny Strategist Gifts

'Burt, you squat down behind him. I'll run over and knock him down, Ted will grab the carrot when he hits the ground. . .'

Cat in a tank...

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"Works every time."

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

Saving for Retirement.

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"Frankly, I think it's time we take a long hard look at cat futures."

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

CX909708

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

"I've simplified our work process!"

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

'War is heck!'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"