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'Burt, you squat down behind him. I'll run over and knock him down, Ted will grab the carrot when he hits the ground. . .'

Cat in a tank...

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"Works every time."

Saving for Retirement.

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

Sure, I'll sit, but I want half the treat upfront.

"Frankly, I think it's time we take a long hard look at cat futures."

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

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'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

"I've simplified our work process!"

Warren knew the importance of getting down as low as possible to sight his putts.

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

So what happens when you told Armstrong you wouldn't recite that Sinclair Broadcasting script? Oh, nothing. Sinclair sued me for everything I own, that's all. But the joke's on them: I've set up different LLC's for every aspect of my life. So all they could get were the assets of the LLC that they paid. This opens up a whole world of possibilities. I knew forming Rudy-has-next-to-nada LLC was a good idea. I am going to miss my ten cents and my broken wiffle ball, though.

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

'War is heck!'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'