Bunny Business T-Shirts

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

'Your future looks charming.'

Street Organ - Monkey

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

"Will I lose my hare?"

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

"It's about keeping the bunny alive within each of us."

"Belly rubs are a gateway activity that leads to chasing bunnies and fetching frisbees."

"Oh, great. The bunny runs away and lives high on the hog on my tax dollars. Next!"

"Damn it, Flopsy, you've cost me another bust."

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

"But is it Organic?"

Carrot Throwing Act

"Humans grow it everywhere and spend lots of time mowing it short, then, they don't even eat it..."