Bunny Owner T-Shirts

'No, I DON'T need a hug.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

An Unexpected Guest.

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Surprise in the salad bowl

Magic Tricks

Disco Bunny.

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"Gimme the carrot!"

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Easter Egg Island

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

Easter Egg Delivery

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"Will I lose my hare?"